Coach appreciation week and end-of-season banquets produce a lot of candles and very few things a coach will keep. A custom song with their first name and this season is the rare gift that gets replayed.

Parents start it for $40 on the high school sports page. One person opens the intake. The group chat settles up. The form asks for five style ideas, five artists, and names from this season.

What to tell us

Do not send us a novel. A voice memo from a senior is better than a 40-bullet Google Doc.

How it lands in the room

Play it after the cheap awards and before anyone cries on purpose. Keep a speaker that actually has bass. If you want the team anthem instead of a coach portrait, order the hype version and put the coach in the bridge. Same price. Different job. See football and senior night if those dates are closer.

Sample energy: Bonita Bearcats.

Start the $40 coach song

Custom HS sports song — $40. Intake: five style ideas, five artists, and names from this season. Plus the coach’s first name.

Start the song

Questions parents actually ask

Is this cheesy?
It can be if you write it like a Hallmark card. We keep it specific: the 6 a.m. lifts, the film-room jokes, the one rule everyone quotes.
Do you roast the coach?
A little, if you ask. Parents usually want 80 percent thank-you and 20 percent the whistle impression.
When do people play it?
Banquet, last practice, or the bus after the last game. Email the MP3 to one parent who will actually press play.